Herbert Wong's Midi and Wav Page
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Stormtrooper Rifle Firing
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Homer: "To start press any key. Where's the anykey?"
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Barney and Yoko Ono's new song.
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Homer: "Woohoo! Look at that blubber fly!"
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Tune for the Ned Flanders show
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Homer: "Phew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty!"
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Homer: "That's it! I'm outta here!"
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Homer: "Hello Springfield! It's me, Homer!", Bono: "What the bloody hell?", Homer: "Quiet you!"
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Homer: "Mmmm. Urinal fresh."
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Bart switches the church hymns with the Iron Butterfly classic.
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Marge: "The plant called and they said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday."
Homer: "Woo hoo! Four day weekend!"
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Chief Wiggum: "No you've got the wrong number. This is 912."
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Homer gets told his arms are going to be cut off.
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Chief Wiggum and Homer get into a car chase.
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Homer sings the Simpsons equivalent of the Flinstones tune.
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Lisa: "Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties!" Milhouse: "It's called lice, and it's
nothing to be ashamed of."
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Homer: "Hello Dean, you're a stupid head." Dean: "Homer is that you?"
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Homer: "That kid's got bosoms!"
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Barney in Homer's un-sexy thought.
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Homer's drunk narration of his postcard to Marge.
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Dr Nick: "The kneebone's connected to the something..."
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Homer: "Mmm. Sixty four slices of American cheese."
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Homer: "Marge, I swear I didn't touch her. You know how bashful I am. I can't even say the word titmouse
without giggling like a school girl hee hee hee!"
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Sideshow Mel: "Everyone's always kissing your ass. Well I'm not afraid to tell you you're a BEEEEEEEEP."
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Milhouse is being pursued by the FBI.
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Ned Flanders thinks his family's dead.
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Homer: "Mmmm. Organized crime."
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Homer explains a mathmatical equation (and gets it wrong).
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Ralph: "Aw. I bent my wookie!"
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Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was out side?", Ralph: "He was going
to the bathroom."
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Homer tries to find out why he looks like Mr Sparkle.
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Homer: "I'll be back in a minute. I'm going outside... to stalk... Lenny and Carl. D'oh!"
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Barney: "Uh oh! Someone smells stinky. Oh it's me."
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Japanese tourists mistake Homer for Mr Sparkle.
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Todd: "Ow my freakin' ears!"
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Bono continues talking to Homer.
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Skinner: "Go ahead, water it down some more." Willy: "My god man! Ah've water doon as far as she'll
goo! I cunna water noo more!"
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Todd uses the language he's learned from Homer.
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Grampa: "Coma! Why I go in and out of comas all the.......... French toast please."
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Mr Burns: "I suggest you leave immediately.", Homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees,
or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
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Homer: "D'OH!", Lisa: "A deer.", Marge: "A female deer."
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Ned: "Hey Homie, I can see your doodle."
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Homer: "I am evil Homer..."
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Ralph: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
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McBain: "My eyes! Za goggles do nothing!"
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Mr Burns: "Puffin' Fresh! You glutenous little dough boy!"
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Homer: "No beer and no TV make Homer something something.", Marge: "Go crazy?", Homer: "Don't mind
if I do!"
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Homer: "Three simple words. I am gay."
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Homer: "Ooh! They have the internet on computers now."
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Homer: "Nacho Nacho Man! I want to be a Nacho Man."
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Ned: "OH HELL DIDDILY DING-DONG CRAP!"
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Homer: "That dog has a puffy tail! Hee hee hee! Here puff! Here puff! Hee hee hee!"
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Chief Wiggum: "Ok folks, shows over, nothing to see here. OH MY GOD! A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH! Hey
everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around! Don't be shy, crowd around."
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Dialogue Coach: "Up and atom.", McBain: "Up and at dem."
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Cartman: "..You shut your mouth and make babies!"
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Cartman: "... No.. more.. coffee.. (Puke!)"
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Cartman: "Screw you hippy!"
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Ike sends Kyle on a guilt trip.
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Cartman: "Maybe this will teach you to listen to authoritaah!"
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The boys make fun of Mr Mackey's voice
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Cartman: "Sometimes upholding the law is messy but you get by, one day at a time."
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Cartman: "Step out of the car please, sir!"
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Stan: "They're gonna chop off his wee wee!", Kyle: "Chop off his wee wee?"
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Cartman: "Mom, can you get me some Weight Gain 4000?"
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Cartman: "Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm huntin' crocodiles."
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Chef sings 'Chocolate Salty Balls'
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Mr Mackey explains why you shouldn't do drugs.
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Cartman: "I'm not fat! I'm bigboned"
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Cartman: "So who put his hoohoo dilly in your cha cha?"
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Cartman: "Kiiiiiick ass! Kick ass! Kick ass! I was kicking ass!"
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Cartman: "Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it!"
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Cartman: "Dude that is not cool! Choppin' off wee wees is not cool!"
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Cartman thinks he's black!
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Cartman sings his version of Will Smith's Wild Wild West.
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Cartman acts out Wild Wild West.
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Korn use their special powers.
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Stan: "Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah."
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Mr Garrison's class keep going anime.
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Kyle declares Shenanigans against a crooked carnival hustler.
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Stan: "Sorry Officer Buttbaby.", Officer Barbrady: "Barbrady!", Stan: "Oh I'm sorry, what did I say?",
Officer Barbrady: "You said 'Buttbaby'."
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Doctor: "All you have to do is read the letters. Can you see the letters?", Cartman: "Yes.", Doctor:
"Alright, read them out for me.", Cartman: "I.. am.. a.. little.. piggy. EH!"
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(From Lethal Weapon 2) Riggs: "I'm surprised you haven't heard about me, you know, I got a bad
reputation, sometimes I just go nuts like now."
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(From Lethal Weapon 3) Riggs: "On any normal day I'd smack you right in the face.", Director: "Oh
is that so?", Riggs: "It's a normal day!" Punch!
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(From Lethal Weapon 3) Murtaugh: "Word Riggs!", Riggs: "Word Rog!", Murtaugh: "What the hell are
we taking about?", Riggs: "Word. Four letters.. starts with W, OR in the middle, D on the end. Word.",
Murtaugh: "Oh, that word."
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(From Lethal Weapon 4) Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs! Do you think that bird thing helped?", Riggs: "No,
no, I just wanted to see if you'd do it. Cute shorts."
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(From Lethal Weapon 4 trailer) Capt. Murphy: "This is one of the most painful experiences of my
life... they're promoting you!", Murtaugh: "Captain Riggs!", Riggs: "Captain Murtaugh!"
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(From Happy Gilmore) Bob Barker: "Now you've had enough... b---h!"
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(From Happy Gilmore) Happy: "Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass!"
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(From Happy Gilmore) Happy: "Tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy. Tap tap taparoo."
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(From Groundhog Day) Phil: "Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."
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(From Groundhog Day) Phil: "Do you wanna throw up here or do you wanna throw up in the car?" Drunk:
"I think... both."
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